"My Little Lobster"

Things I predicted for this vacation: Either 1) Alcohol poisoning 2) Sun poisoning or 3) Food poisoning. Or all 3. Well, turns out... sun poisoning wins. I swear, I kept applying and reapplying sunscreen, but it appears that i'm immune to the stuff. Which led P to call me his "little lobster". As the week went on, it only got worse unfortunately. Chills, nausea... add alcohol to this, and you've got quite the cocktail.
Things i've learned this week: Just because there is clear liquid in a Dasani water bottle does not mean it is water; Fall asleep first; The 'shocker' will make an appearance in almost every photo - deal with it; people will stare horrifically at you when you are a fierce shade of red and ask "did you use sunscreen?" Well hey, yea.. why didn't I think of that?; 10 jaeger bombs are calculated to the bill as jaeger shots and red bull seperately, and charged seperately; sometimes horses don't respond to you pulling the reigns as "slow down please" and they go faster downhill; drinking while attempting high heels should be reserved for professionals; men have gas... a lot.. and try not to be in the corner at this time, b/c it will linger; in blackjack, the house always wins; I actually have a little rhythm.. but not much; I can actually drink more on a ship than I can on land. Gratuity is added to Every.Single.Drink; You know you're tab is going to be high when Larry the bartender knows you by name and doesn't need your sail & sign card anymore to run through;
This is just a fraction of things i've learned this past week... but more to come as I remember them. Pictures will be posted soon too, as I upload them i'll leave the link!

Happy Birthday Nate (Ass)